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Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...
Poetry's hard but so am I
Wearing a mask rn
Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you
Edit : be safe people
Are you the Skip Ad button?
Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
You can call me a Rubik’s cube
I’m hard to figure out and you’ll give up on me after a while
Are you Shrek?
Because I get hard just thinking about you
Are you Medusa
Cause you make me rock hard
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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about hard are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
Hey girl, are you a neutron star?
Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.
Hey girl are you the rain?
Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.
Love is hard, so is writing,
but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.
Do you work in IT?
You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.
How to respond to: Do you like sales? Cause clothes are 100% off at my place
I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response
Are you part Medusa
Coz you are getting a part of me hard when I look at you
I can take your floppy disk
And turn it into a hard drive
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Are you Medusa?
Because you turn everyone rock hard.
Wanna play hide and seek?
Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.
A girl like you is hard to find
Is your name medusa?
Because when i look at you i get rock hard
Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?
Her: Ok
You: Actually I can't
Her: Why not?
You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)
Are you an F1 pitstop?
Because you can get me from soft to hard in less than 2 seconds
What’s the best way to reply when called sweet?
I sometimes go with a complimenting line because I can’t come up with anything else and they say I’m sweet/charming etc but it’s really hard to continue after that
Girl, are you a noxious riverhopper? Because you're really annoying and hard to get rid of.
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I'll kiss you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.
Are you the jigglypuff to my metapod?
... because all I know is how to get hard around you.
Girl, I know it's hard to trust someone on a first date
But the girl in my basem*nt needs someone to talk to
Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.
You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
Hey baby, are you made of obsidian because I'm as hard as a diamond right now?
You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.
Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!
Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.
I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.
Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.
I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!
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Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
Are you Medusa?
Cause, I'm rock hard right now.
Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.
Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my kiss drive.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.
My heart beats in morse codes. but it’s hard to decode when it beats so fast.
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
I wish i was your science homework, because I would be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk~
All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.
Baby I'm gonna call you Denver's Air because you're super thin and it's hard to breathe when I'm around you.
Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
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We must be in Gorons cave, cause I'm hard as a rock.
They call me the Blizzard....
Because after i give ya 8" its hard to walk around.
Obsidian isn't the only hard thing you can mine.
I might have to cast Invisibility to hide the Daedric hard on you give me.
I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.
Are you an earth bender? Because you make me rock hard.
Mjolnir isn't the only hard thing I own.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
You workout pretty hard...
Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.
Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.
I have a hammer and it's very hard. Wanna see?
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I would s**... you so hard.
Hey ladies I hit it hard and deep.
Girl the worlds ending and your playing hard to get?
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
The way you do the splits, it makes your legs look like they’ve never met.I won’t have to work very hard to open them!
Are you a Jeep Wrangler
Because you seem fun and it won’t be hard to get your top off, but I’m going to have to overlook the mileage.
Love me tender or love me hard. I like it all.
Hey, did you fall from Heaven?
Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.
Are you a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday?
Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you
Are you a toaster?
Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick
- Day 96
Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.
Someone told me if I wished hard enough anything could come true.
Well I wished for perfection and here you are.
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We can do this the hard way or the easy way, or both! I'll be hard, you be easy.
You're like the orange piece, beautiful and hard to come by.
Baby, I'll turn you on so hard, it'll be like a redstone torch.
You better have a diamond pick cause I'm hard as obsidian baby.
Welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen
Hey are we playing hide and seek?
Because a girl like you is hard to find(I saw this pick up line elsewhere but I just had to post it)
Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.
I wish I was your math homework
Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Your enamel is not the only thing that’s hard.
Do you like the fantastic 4? Cause ive got something thats rock hard!
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