25 Funny Weekend Quotes with Gifs For a Happy Mood - WorthvieW (2024)

Weekends are one of the greatest inventions of all time by humans for humans. They have gifted themselves by creating two beautiful days of the week.

In most parts of the world, the workweek is from Monday to Friday and the weekend is Saturday and Sunday. In some countries Sunday to Thursday or even Monday to Thursday are considered as working week.

Do you know when the weekend will Actually begins?

The term “weekend” is expanded to include the time after work hours on the last workday of the week; e.g. Friday evening is often referred to as the start of the weekend.

Technically the weekend starts after 5pm on Friday evening until Sunday 12pm. 😉

Here we have compiled few funny quotes we came across.

Funny Weekend Quotes Collection:

“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” Ogden Nash

“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” Bill Watterson

“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” Rod Schmidt

Weekends are a reminder that life should be about creating memories, not just collecting paychecks

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Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday

“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” John Shirley

“Why wait for the weekend to have fun?”

It is a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend. “~ Debasish Mridha

“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” Chuck Palahniuk

“Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun. “

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“Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?” – Marilyn vos Savant

“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..” – Diana Jordan

“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” Joseph Addison

Thank God it’s Friday, because the weekend has landed and it’s time to forget about work and tear it up!

Music always sounds better on Friday. ~ Lou Brutus

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I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun. ~ Hanna Rhoades

The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!

Weekends are sacred for me. They’re the perfect time to relax and spend time with family and friends. ~ Marcus Samuelsson

Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so bloody close to Monday?

“I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.”

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The only Happy END that I know: it’s the WEEKEND!

If Weekend were a person, I would give it a big hug and a kiss.

> Well hello, Weekend. Where have you been all week?

> It’s weekend. Remember to count your rainbows instead of your thunder storms.

> No matter how stressful the week has been, the weekend has come and let the good things happen.

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Hope you all enjoyed our collection of funny quotes on weekend. Please do share with your friends and family to make them smile.

Happy Weekend!